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In light of the 50 Shades of Grey trailer coming out today, quick reminder that that book is about an abusive and controlling relationship, not BDSM.

Fanfiction (published or not) is important for women of all ages to explore gender roles and sexuality in a way that is less stigmatized and more accessible. 

But do not do the BDSM community a disservice by calling the relationship described in the book a BDSM experience. 

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Arguing with straight boys about whether James Bond is ambiguously bi in Skyfall is hilarious. They’re so intimidated by the idea that someone as masculine and sexual as 007 could be into dudes.

You can lay the evidence out for them, and they will still deny it. James Bond could be shown sucking Q’s dick in the next movie and they’d still be like, “No homo brah.” 

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pro tip: in a zombie apocalypse, your first stop shouldn’t be a guns shop, it should be a hardware store. not only are they stocked with enough caustic materials and sharp weaponry to make your head spin, they usually also have camping and survival gear as well as food. and most are windowless and easy to defend. just saying.

pro tip 2: Buy the shark mail that divers use. If a shark can’t bite through it, neither can a zombie

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Bi Facts



- Bisexuals are equipped with a tiny switch hidden on their person, the flipping of said switch changes them from gay to straight. If they upgrade to pansexual they get a dimmer switch.

- Bisexuals fear commitment as it might lead to the discovery of their secret superhero identities

- Bisexuals collect the tears of monosexuals they have deceived in glass vials - the more vials they have, the higher they rank in the community 

So much win

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